Corrupt a Wish

#1
Example

Person 1: I wish I was a wizard.

Person 2: Wish granted. You are now Peter Pettigrew. I wish I could fly.

Person 3: You can fly, but only at 1 mile per hour. I wish I had more time.

Essentially, take a wish and make it miserable. Like that genie from The Twilight Zone.

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I wish I was in Washington right now.
 

Fiyero

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#8
No work but jury duty instead. And the kicker is, they don't even use you on the jury and you're sent home at the end of the day.

I wish I liked every food
 

Cat

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#13
You can get some sleep, but you can't wake up until your true love kisses you. (hah c wut i did there) (:

I wish unicorns were real
 

Fiyero

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#15
You don't have to go to your creative writing class tomorrow, because you get called into see the principal about skipping your class.

I wish I had my new phone
 

Cat

Well-Known Member
#16
It sits at a perfect temperature on the inside, but it also sits in the fiery depths of a volcano, and if you step outside you'll instantly burn up.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt
 

IceyJayJay

Well-Known Member
#17
You're stomach doesn't hurt but only because of the hundreds of spiders inside you eating the pain away and they'll eventually come crawling out of you.

I wish I was born in the 1920s.
 
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