Corrupt Wishes

[pizzaisback]

granted, but it burns up.
I wish for a kitten[DOUBLEPOST=1511068600][/DOUBLEPOST]granted, but it burns up.
I wish for a dance

 

[Mama Umbridge]

Granted, but you can only spend the money at AutoZone.

I wish for a sequel to hocus pocus

 

[Dancer_Olaf]

Granted, but you can only spend the money at AutoZone.

I wish for a sequel to hocus pocus

Granted (OKI CAN ANYONE MAKE THIS BAD!?) but none of the original cast is in it
I wish for Carrie Fisher to come back to life

 

[Mama Umbridge]

WHAT'S THE POINT IN HOCUS POCUS 2 IF BETTE AIN'T IN IT, FAM? DUMB! I TAKE BACK THAT DISGUSTING WISH.

...er... wish granted, but she lives a secluded life in the mountains.

I wish for the ability to eat whatever I want and not gain weight so I can quit going to the gym.

 

[pizzaisback]

granted, but the food will taste of puke.
I wish for everyone to have a happy thanksgiving

 

[Dancer_Olaf]

(awww so nice <3) Granted but there is no turkey! ;(

I wish for a pet doggo

 

[pizzaisback]

granted, but it turn out to be really a rat