Monday Punday

[Luminosity]

Hello everybody!

Monday Punday is a thing I started awhile back, just for funsies and to make everyone's Monday a little better (because for some it's the worst day of the week). Anyway, I've been meaning to create a thread for this to spread some Monday cheer around this community of wonderful people, but every time I remember, it's not Monday. But today I finally remembered! And it's a Monday

So, the first official Monday Punday Pun of the Day is:

No matter how hard you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.

Hope this puts a smile on someone's face.

 

[Cloudyblue]

If it's okay if I do a pun as well ( I found it on Google):

 

[Luminosity]

If it's okay if I do a pun as well ( I found it on Google):

OMG stop. This is great. <3

 

[Fotogirl]

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

 

[waterfallglow]

Here is a pun joke I made up when I was a little kid.

What did the big ink bottle say to the little ink bottle?

Spoiler: Joke Answer

You are very.. INK-y Dinky! :O

 

[Cowboy_Pirate]

@Gamingboi how do you count cows? With a COWculator!

 

[Elegance]

There was a person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.

No pun in ten did.

 

[Gamingboi]

@Gamingboi how do you count cows? With a COWculator!

SMH

 

[MisterLoony]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

:-)

 

[Cowboy_Pirate]

SMH

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I won't get a reaction ;D[DOUBLEPOST=1485225440][/DOUBLEPOST](Also for everyone who doesn't know @Gamingboi is a pun hater, so naturally I've spammed him with bad puns for months now, and thank you @Luminosity because now you've given me a place to do that publically)

 

[Luminosity]

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I won't get a reaction ;D[DOUBLEPOST=1485225440][/DOUBLEPOST](Also for everyone who doesn't know @Gamingboi is a pun hater, so naturally I've spammed him with bad puns for months now, and thank you @Luminosity because now you've given me a place to do that publically)

I'm happy you're happy

 

[Skillet]

It's mondayyy sooo
What do you call security in a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy

 

[Cowboy_Pirate]

Its that time of the week:

 

[Luminosity]

It's Monday!

Here's my pun:

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool!

Side note: I'm so happy this has caught on here, and I hope these wonderful puns have been making everybody's Monday just a little bit brighter.

And I'm SOOOO happy that others have gotten involved in posting puns too

Keep it going folks.

 

[Cowboy_Pirate]

 

[Cloudyblue]

 

[Cowboy_Pirate]

 

[Cowboy_Pirate]

[DOUBLEPOST=1491780763][/DOUBLEPOST]@VMK_Rapunzel

 

[VMK_Rapunzel]

I didn't know this was a thing!! I'm going to have to brush up on my puns for next week. Thanks, @Cowboy_Pirate !

 

[Cloudyblue]