My Linux-using comrades, a great discovery has been made on this very day.
As I have recently stumbled upon a vast trove of old Shockwave installers, I gave WINE another shot.
I am now using Shockwave 11.0.something.or.other on WINE Firefox to mostly play MyVMK. I have an obnoxious "install Chrome" popup, I can't hover over people to see names, text is incredibly wacky, hovering over titles on the map doesn't work, and I can't open the inventory, but other than that, it's MyVMK on Linux. Boom.
As I have recently stumbled upon a vast trove of old Shockwave installers, I gave WINE another shot.
I am now using Shockwave 11.0.something.or.other on WINE Firefox to mostly play MyVMK. I have an obnoxious "install Chrome" popup, I can't hover over people to see names, text is incredibly wacky, hovering over titles on the map doesn't work, and I can't open the inventory, but other than that, it's MyVMK on Linux. Boom.