Corrupt a Wish

[OswaldLucky]

Granted, everyone else gets it too, so.... it's not anything special

I wish that Star Wars, The Force Awakens came out this year

I wish @OswaldLucky would post his wish

Oops.... I guess I was just so shocked that everyone missed Christmas!

 

[Romantic]

I wish that Star Wars, The Force Awakens came out this year

Granted, but it ends up not being that good.

I wish I was in Wonderland.

 

[OstrichJockey]

Granted, but as soon as you shoot through the rabbit hole, the Queen of Hearts strikes your noggin with a flamingo mallet.

I wish I could drive a flying jalopy straight out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

 

[Spuddley]

Granted, but then Carrie stands in front of you dripping in pigs' blood and cracks the road beneath you causing your pretty little flying jalopy to fall into the unknown depths of Earth.

I wish Peter Pan would show up at my window tonight to take me to Neverland.

 

[Nimmy]

Granted, but on your way to Neverland you both crash into a building because Peter doesn't know his left from his right.

I wish i knew the meaning of life.

 

[Desertfreak]

Granted but knowing it was to weird it grossed you out and scared you for life. (It happens to everyone)

I wish I could fly

 

[MagicIshaan]

Granted but your wings are too small and you fall

I wish I had more Halloween candy

 

[Romantic]

Granted but it's the nasty stuff that no one likes. And even if you eat it, it makes you sick.

I wish I was at WDW.

 

[Nimmy]

Granted but you're on a ride that breaks down midway and you've been stuck there for 6 hours.

I wish Disney princesses were real.

 

[OswaldLucky]

Granted, but the villains became real too and they're trying to take over the world!

I wish Disney would just slow down on Frozen stuff...

 

[MagicIshaan]

Granted, but then they find a new movie to milk for all its worth

I wish that I lived in a mansion

 

[aceastrofan]

Granted; the Haunted Mansion. 999 ghosts make for horrible roommates.

I wish I could have the Ticket Oak from the Stubhub commercials.

 

[Tohrukun]

Granted; the Haunted Mansion. 999 ghosts make for horrible roommates.

I wish I could have the Ticket Oak from the Stubhub commercials.

the catch is that he's only actually able to get you nosebleed seats

i wish i was smarter

 

[Chill]

granted, you are Albert Einstein. you have been dead for years.

i wish my cat liked me.

 

[OswaldLucky]

Granted, you have turned into a toy mouse!

I wish that I had a good wish for this thread.

 

[pizzaisback]

granted, but the thread burned before you can post it.
I wish for a cookie

 

[HOST_Duchess]

Granted, but the cookie was your least favorite flavor.

I wish to go on a carriage ride led by Frou Frou

 

[pizzaisback]

Granted, but the carriage flips over.
I wish for 4 turkeys

 

[Dancer_Olaf]

Granted but they are aliveeeeeeee

I wish for christmas presents everyday!

 

[pizzaisback]

granted, but they are all coal
I wish for a wishing wwell