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_Honey_ ♥ Oct 26, 2018 #2 Oct 26, 2018 #2 Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone? Spoiler: A: Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with. Q: What song do vampires hate? Spoiler: A: “You Are My Sunshine” Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit? Spoiler: A: Booberries.
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone? Spoiler: A: Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with. Q: What song do vampires hate? Spoiler: A: “You Are My Sunshine” Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit? Spoiler: A: Booberries.
Stand_Out Official Disnerd Dec 6, 2018 #4 Dec 6, 2018 #4 Why was Dumbo so sad? Spoiler: A He felt irrElephant Wanna hear a joke about construction? Spoiler: A Im still working on it.. Why couldn’t the bike stand on its own? Spoiler: A It was two tired.
Why was Dumbo so sad? Spoiler: A He felt irrElephant Wanna hear a joke about construction? Spoiler: A Im still working on it.. Why couldn’t the bike stand on its own? Spoiler: A It was two tired.
_Honey_ ♥ Dec 6, 2018 #5 Dec 6, 2018 #5 Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives? Spoiler: A Because there is a sign that says, “Never Neverland.” What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet? Spoiler: A Someday my prints will come… Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team? Spoiler: A Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives? Spoiler: A Because there is a sign that says, “Never Neverland.” What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet? Spoiler: A Someday my prints will come… Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team? Spoiler: A Because she always ran away from the ball.
IAmTheWalrus Well-Known Member Dec 6, 2018 #6 Dec 6, 2018 #6 Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue on pizza? Spoiler: A He ate it before it was cool. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Spoiler: A Because they make up everything. The past, present, and future walked into a bar... It was tense.
Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue on pizza? Spoiler: A He ate it before it was cool. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Spoiler: A Because they make up everything. The past, present, and future walked into a bar... It was tense.
_Honey_ ♥ Dec 18, 2018 #7 Dec 18, 2018 #7 Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Spoiler: A: Because she will Let it go. Q: Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet? Spoiler: A: 'Cause they got lost at C. Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend? Spoiler: A: Hunny!
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Spoiler: A: Because she will Let it go. Q: Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet? Spoiler: A: 'Cause they got lost at C. Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend? Spoiler: A: Hunny!
_Honey_ ♥ Jan 25, 2019 #8 Jan 25, 2019 #8 Q: What did Pooh Bear say when Rabbit offered him some more honey? Spoiler: A: “No, thank you. I’m stuffed.” Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive? Spoiler: A: A Toy-Yoda.
Q: What did Pooh Bear say when Rabbit offered him some more honey? Spoiler: A: “No, thank you. I’m stuffed.” Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive? Spoiler: A: A Toy-Yoda.
D dctcoolman Member Jan 25, 2019 #9 Jan 25, 2019 #9 Did you hear the one about the turtle that crossed the road? lol
_Honey_ ♥ Jan 25, 2019 #10 Jan 25, 2019 #10 dctcoolman said: Did you hear the one about the turtle that crossed the road? lol Click to expand... How could I ever forget this classic Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk
dctcoolman said: Did you hear the one about the turtle that crossed the road? lol Click to expand... How could I ever forget this classic Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk
JennyKaye Well-Known Member Jan 25, 2019 #11 Jan 25, 2019 #11 anyone else having issue getting into game right now??
mermaidjewels Well-Known Member Jan 25, 2019 #12 Jan 25, 2019 #12 JennyKaye said: anyone else having issue getting into game right now?? Click to expand... I am, I thought I was the only one at the moment.
JennyKaye said: anyone else having issue getting into game right now?? Click to expand... I am, I thought I was the only one at the moment.
D DisneyDreaming Well-Known Member Jan 25, 2019 #13 Jan 25, 2019 #13 I think it has been down for everyone for over an hour now
Cyan_LilPrincess Maybe we're just sleepwalking... Jan 25, 2019 #14 Jan 25, 2019 #14 Do we have an ETA for when it will be up again? Funny joke below, courtesy of a bot in a Discord server What's brown and sticky? Spoiler: The answer is not gross I promise A stick.
Do we have an ETA for when it will be up again? Funny joke below, courtesy of a bot in a Discord server What's brown and sticky? Spoiler: The answer is not gross I promise A stick.
JennyKaye Well-Known Member Jan 25, 2019 #15 Jan 25, 2019 #15 DisneyDreaming said: I think it has been down for everyone for over an hour now Click to expand... Aww man this is my only free time I’ve had all day to go on today![emoji174]Hope it gets fixed soon Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
DisneyDreaming said: I think it has been down for everyone for over an hour now Click to expand... Aww man this is my only free time I’ve had all day to go on today![emoji174]Hope it gets fixed soon Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
mermaidjewels Well-Known Member Jan 25, 2019 #16 Jan 25, 2019 #16 a riddle I was told yesterday: mom and dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. how many people are in the family? Spoiler: answer seven
a riddle I was told yesterday: mom and dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. how many people are in the family? Spoiler: answer seven
Mickeyspop Well-Known Member Jan 25, 2019 #17 Jan 25, 2019 #17 Does anyone know how long the game will be down?? It has been quite a while now. Last edited: Jan 25, 2019
Kutcherrr23 Well-Known Member Jan 25, 2019 #19 Jan 25, 2019 #19 Mickeyspop said: Does anyone know how long the game will be down?? It has been quite a while now. Click to expand... I know this is torture! I've been looking forward to getting on all day
Mickeyspop said: Does anyone know how long the game will be down?? It has been quite a while now. Click to expand... I know this is torture! I've been looking forward to getting on all day