Jokes while vmk is down

[_Honey_]

Share your best jokes here

 

[_Honey_]

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone?

Spoiler: A:

Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with.

Q: What song do vampires hate?

Spoiler: A:

“You Are My Sunshine”

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?

Spoiler: A:

Booberries.

 

[thatcookiewasgood]

bump bc vmk is down again

 

[Stand_Out]

Why was Dumbo so sad?

Spoiler: A

He felt irrElephant

Wanna hear a joke about construction?

Spoiler: A

Im still working on it..

Why couldn’t the bike stand on its own?

Spoiler: A

It was two tired.

 

[_Honey_]

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?

Spoiler: A

Because there is a sign that says, “Never Neverland.”

What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?

Spoiler: A

Someday my prints will come…

Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

Spoiler: A

Because she always ran away from the ball.

 

[IAmTheWalrus]

Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue on pizza?

Spoiler: A

He ate it before it was cool.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Spoiler: A

Because they make up everything.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar... It was tense.

 

[_Honey_]

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Spoiler: A:

Because she will Let it go.

Q: Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet?

Spoiler: A:

'Cause they got lost at C.

Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend?

Spoiler: A:

Hunny!

 

[_Honey_]

Q: What did Pooh Bear say when Rabbit offered him some more honey?

Spoiler: A:

“No, thank you. I’m stuffed.”

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?

Spoiler: A:

A Toy-Yoda.

 

[dctcoolman]

Did you hear the one about the turtle that crossed the road? lol

 

[_Honey_]

Did you hear the one about the turtle that crossed the road? lol

How could I ever forget this classic

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[JennyKaye]

anyone else having issue getting into game right now??

 

[mermaidjewels]

anyone else having issue getting into game right now??

I am, I thought I was the only one at the moment.

 

[DisneyDreaming]

I think it has been down for everyone for over an hour now

 

[Cyan_LilPrincess]

Do we have an ETA for when it will be up again?

Funny joke below, courtesy of a bot in a Discord server

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler: The answer is not gross I promise

A stick.

 

[JennyKaye]

I think it has been down for everyone for over an hour now

Aww man this is my only free time I’ve had all day to go on today![emoji174]Hope it gets fixed soon


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[mermaidjewels]

a riddle I was told yesterday:

mom and dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. how many people are in the family?

Spoiler: answer

seven

 

[Mickeyspop]

Does anyone know how long the game will be down??
It has been quite a while now.

 

[ThunderX]

why did mickey go into outerspace?

 

[Kutcherrr23]

Does anyone know how long the game will be down??
It has been quite a while now.

I know this is torture! I've been looking forward to getting on all day

 

[Jay.]

Me, I am the joke.