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  • the ferret (or weasel i have no clue to be frank) in your profile picture (on vmk forums) looks like she (or he) is trying to enjoy the nice cream (whipped) but is about to do a nasty little cough (and a bit of spit) due to unknown reasons.
    listening to ur playlist and crying. miss the baddest ogre in town. stay swampin' and never ###.
    Laguna
    Laguna
    shes in jail last i heard
    Steeny
    Steeny
    Laguna
    Laguna
    im planning on calling the Lackawanna county jail later today and ask. but tbh i wouldnt visit her in these conditions. hows sandra?
    helo, recs 4 u. electric feel/coast modern & comme des garcons/rina sawayama & one more song/classixx, roosevelt. kith xo
    Mark Zuckerberg:
    You signed the papers.

    Eduardo Saverin:
    [almost in tears] You set me up.

    Mark Zuckerberg:
    You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?

    Eduardo Saverin:
    This is gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook!

    Sean Parker:
    It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook.
    happy halloween queen. Honestly Have never understood the concept of holidays. it must be from my weird family upbringing. I genuinely did not know what to do when i spent christmas at my cousin's home. I felt so out of place, what are you supposed to do? im not a big fan of christmas or any holiday for that matter. the one i least hate is halloween because that means i was able to watch Goosebumps marathons on
    Laguna
    Laguna
    do NOT get me STARTED ! !! ! ! !on THANKSIGVING ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! !! !
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    Laguna
    Laguna
    I have strong opinions on everything. even on meaningless things.. a curtain could anger me
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    Shrek
    Shrek
    And I would thoroughly enjoy reading an expose written by you about why that Curtain angered you.
    tbh im outside of your window Watching you. you can't sense im here because im concealing my presence. when the time is right i will Appear. only when the time is right. Do not force it. rate: 10.52
    Shrek
    Shrek
    I will light a candle and read by it’s light until you Show yourself . While you are by the window could You please let me know if the Hedges in front of the window are getting too long. I need to trim them if so, thank you. Leave your answer on the window Thanks.


    Sss,
    Shrek
    Landed in a land of magic, palm trees are sweaty, beaches are empy (YEET) Sell me a dream with a coconut theme in the tropic of romance, I'll always believe in the Magic, a ya ya ya..... a ya ya ya.. a ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya y ya
    Shrek
    Shrek
    BOY U COULD BE THE BOOM BOOM BOOM!
    Laguna
    Laguna
    you can wear me out....
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    I wonder, how am I supposed to feel when you're not here? Cuz I burned every bridge I ever built when you were here. I STILL try holding on to silly things. I never learn.
    Shrek
    Shrek
    That’s what you get when you let your heart win, woah. That’s what you get when you let your heart win, WOAH. I drowned out all my sense with the sound of its bEaTiNg <3
    I am a man of 6 feet tall just looking for some answers in a world that answers none of them at all. Ill say "hi ^_^" but not reply to the letters that you write because I found some peace of mind. Because I'm only as tall as my heart will let me be, and I'm only as small as the world will make me seem. And when the going gets rough, and I feel like I may fall, I'll look on the bright side: I'm roughly 6 feet tall :3
    Last night i played pirates with tears in my eyes and an emotionless face
    Laguna
    Laguna
    90% myself and 10% the fact that i kept dying like it was clockwork
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    Shrek
    Shrek
    You have to summon banunubread bot and SNIPE EVERYONE
    Laguna
    Laguna
    it is not the Same banunubread holds a more elite skill that is spotting Blocky characters from 500 studs away and sniping them in a headshot
    Recently i was chatting with fancymonocle and he mentioned that people tell him he looks like a young christian bale and i Laughed but panicked on the inside as i ate my açai sorbet
    Shrek
    Shrek
    I would be intimidated being that Christian Bale participated in an axe murder in one of his most well known films. Be wary.

    Ps how was your sorbet?
    Laguna
    Laguna
    I'm not intimidated. I should be fine.

    My sorbet is great I bought a second pint.

    Sorry I can't come up with any Jokes
    Laguna
    Laguna
    My Mind is wandering into some Dark ugly sad areas
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