Eggy
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  • Me and my coworker Julio will randomly make Mario "YAHOOO" "YOOHOO!!" Noises in the office and no one else reacts in any way shape or form
    Laguna
    Laguna
    The other day i heard my other coworker adalberto lurking around singing at a low volume "...wake me up... when september ends...." soem time later i go to him and i sing it. He said u heard me? September sucks man. U know what the most emo song is? And i was like wait yes let me think. My chemical romance black parade. He said thats one but no. He starts singing perfect by simple plan. At first i didnt remember it
    Laguna
    Laguna
    But it slowly came to me and we both sang in unison sadly. Its fun to point out both these coworkers are at least 20 years older thsn me.
    I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth. I am not making this up. Last night i dreamt that alex ernst was at my old house's porch, i gave him an egg with a little hole cut off at the top. He sat down at the steps and stared at the yolk inside the shell. Something happened, i got distracted with something. But i looked back at him and he had turned into an egg, and he was spilled on my driveway*continued*
    Laguna
    Laguna
    I told someone there, " i cant save him, hes stuck to the driveway, i cant get him out. Hes gone" then i dreamt that i was at coachella i think, and i sneaked up on stage wheile ariana grand was performing. We became friends.
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    Eggy
    Eggy
    i can't believe you just left him there ... yasss ariana ...
    11.35am on saturday 6 november. i sit on my sofa and look up to see my neighbour françois looking back at me through the window. he grabs another bear from the fridge and im in the same position i was 3 hours ago. we both break the eye contact in an instant riddled with shame, but feel safe knowing we will keep each other's secrets until the day we die and Never actually verbally interact
    i hope you know that this will go down on ur permanent record!! oh, yeah?? well, dont get so distressed... did i happen to mention that im impressed?
    Laguna
    Laguna
    sharty i dont........ mind...
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    Ringo
    Ringo
    if you dance on the powl, it dont make you a how
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    i keep daydreaming about a fantasy i have where i go to some type of goth convention and i dress up as robert smith from the cure and i walk out of there with 100 friends
    Im a real biq fan of yours :3 but i'm quite the joke to you v_v but girl it wasnt a joke when u kissed me in ur room and replied i love you too. Im a little bit insecure from all of this mistreatment . .
    Laguna
    Laguna
    i... am.. runninq... out.. of words to say to you. wonderinq why im wastinq my time ? thinken back and wonderinq im such a fool. for luvinq
    Laguna
    Laguna
    and i know everythinq u do is all about ur perfect imaqe -_- well i hope this sonq, it helps ur imaqe. sha ta ta da d a a d a. im so over you now
    Eggy
    Eggy
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    I like you......... :] girl you dont got nothing to prove to me...... I know that times have been rough... for the both.... of us........ but I'll pray for change......... you see, this world has lots to offer but in time it will go dark and if this love is what we say it is I'm sure we will go far and with a girl as sweet as you, theres not much else i can do.. but Fall...... for youuuuhooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    Me on Twitch streaming VMK: hey guys welcome back to my stream today were gonna see how quick people get mad at me if i host a Game with no prize. Thank you cowboylover83 for the $100 i love you all. Now lets do this
    Say say say hey hey now bebey
    Eggy
    Eggy
    Hi welcome to Eggy's profile, what can I get you?
    Laguna
    Laguna
    a glass of your finest Liquid Egg
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    Eggy
    Eggy
    are u , are u sure u want that
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    See U tomorrow at the Golf club bring ur own clubs or ull be charged 80 US dolalrs
    Eggy
    Eggy
    Of course, I'll need it for clobbering rich people
    Laguna
    Laguna
    Clobbering
    Eggchic report yourself to my Office please
    Eggy
    Eggy
    What did I do!
    Laguna
    Laguna
    your tomfoolery has gone too far.
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    Eggy
    Eggy
    I am afraid......I am guilty as charged.....
    I was looking at my *~VMK FOrums STAUSES~* & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry. It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye
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