Hello, I am... A semi-pro "athlete"
A life-sized complex human "person"
The 10-15 pounds you gained over the holidays
The tote bag that comes with the fragrance as a gift with purchase but you give it to your cousin?
The only thing standing between you and repeating the seventh grade
The human dump truck parked on your lawn
The human vacuum cleaner with an insatiable appetite for pain The visual depiction of untreated mental illness
A grateful cornucopia filled with lunch meat
The Big Gulp you get behind the 7-11
The chemical burn from the spiral perm
Have finally lost CONTACT WITH REALITY
Always and Forever,
Bailey JadeLazarus Diamandis
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