What Disney taught me

[Kirito]

Just say what Disney taught you, it could be a movie, or show, whatever.

Disney taught me that if someone is ugly, they are probably the bad guy.

 

[Best_Blonde]

Disney taught me that if you kiss a frog, he turns into a hot guy.

 

[CurleeQ]

Disney taught me that if your parents leave for a trip, one or both probably won't be coming back

 

[Best_Blonde]

Disney also taught me that we should all find a prince and get married at like age 15.

 

[Atlantis]

Disney taught me that if you start singing animals will just start surrounding you. (I have tried it.. more than once)

Spoiler

 

[CandyCars]

Walt Disney taught me that if you dream something, you can do it!

 

[AstroEllie]

Disney taught me that if a man-beast captures you in his castle, you should probably marry him, just for good measure.

 

[Dempsey]

disney taught me that animated guys can be super hot

 

[rachelo_o]

Disney taught me that if you are born a human you can end up as a gorilla

 

[iTony]

Disney taught me that if you find an alien, you can keep it as a pet.

 

[Dudecg]

Disney taught me that if you make a deal with a witch you may turn into a bear, your mother may turn into a bear, or your siblings might turn into a bear. Disney has a thing for bears.

 

[Enso]

Disney taught me closed does not mean gone forever.

 

[Dempsey]

 

[hogie]

Disney taught me to let it go. I haven't done any homework and am currently failing school. That was a total joke.. Disney taught me to don't let frustrations get in my way (Frozen) appearance doesn't matter (Beauty and the Beast), and to make as many friends as you can, and having as much fun as you can doing what you want to do (Lilo and Stitch).

 

[DarkMystere]

Never be so greedy when I grow up... and if I ever create a theme park... never charge over $100 for a ticket. Live up to the morals in the films I create. Never drop the old standards from the classic films.

 

[kalyee]

Disney taught me that no matter how much money you have as a company, you can still get away with charging $6 for a water bottle without much backlash.

 

[Klamath]

Hmm.... Disney has taught me many things, but the one I realize the most is that compromise isn't all that great, but hey... it sort of works (athough you may lose your voice in the process)!

 

[†_Beast_†]

Truthfully, in a way Disney has taught me that most human beings lack principles and the will to act upon personal virtues. Hence, I think the world could always use a 'little more Disney' in many different ways.

 

[CaptainGianna]

Disney taught me that it's not about appearances its about the personality.[DOUBLEPOST=1403830641][/DOUBLEPOST]all good things come to an end (VMK)

 

[Bird]

Walt Disney taught me it's alright to make gobs of money, as long as you have a top notch PR team..


This is partially sarcastic, and serious..