Corrupt a Wish

[Kinglaser]

Granted, but when you open it, it explodes and you go sprawling backwards right in front of a truck who serves to miss you and ends up running into a lightpost which in turn falls in just the right way where it knocks your soda out of your hand, spilling it everywhere.
Yeah.

I wish my hip wasn't hurt.

 

[PAL_Kolya]

Granted, but when you open it, it explodes and you go sprawling backwards right in front of a truck who serves to miss you and ends up running into a lightpost which in turn falls in just the right way where it knocks your soda out of your hand, spilling it everywhere.
Yeah.

I wish my hip wasn't hurt.

Granted. You have no hip. At all.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

 

[ComicBookKing]

Granted. But now all everyone else does is sleep.

I wish my beard would grow in fuller

 

[ShootingfortheMoon]

Granted. But now you have a beard that is made of leaves and twigs. In addition, birds live inside of it now too.
I wish I can go to Disneyland.

 

[Bindingkey]

Granted but you have a terrible experience cause, ya know it's Disneyland

I wish I could be worldstar

 

[Pumbaa]

Granted, but everyone is now a world star.
I wish I had all of the grub in the world.

 

[Freshie]

@Pumbaa granted, but your grub eats you instead.

I wish I owned a firewall.

 

[OswaldLucky]

Granted, but they are sold in the shop the next day!

I wish Disney wouldn't put movies into the "vault".

 

[ComicBookKing]

Granted but now they just destroy them forever instead.

I wish I could run under a 5 minute mile

 

[LilMcBoodlebop]

Wish granted... But now you can't stay in the same place for more than 5 minutes

 

[OswaldLucky]

Well.... since you don't have a wish...
Granted? You don't get any more wishes! Ever!


I wish the lines for Host events weren't so long!

 

[Infamy]

Granted, but now myvmk has been shut down inorder to eliminate waiting time.

I wish I could binge all day on snacks and food and not gain any weight.

 

[LilMcBoodlebop]

Granted but now you're so skinny that you get put in rehab because people think you're anorexic

I wish more ppl DON'T go follow @ferretfrens on instagram (only way to corrupt my wish is to follow it soooooo)

 

[hogie]

Granted, but Instagram shuts your account down because you don't have a sufficient amount of followers

I wish I was a butterfly

 

[LilMcBoodlebop]

Granted but my ferret eats you

I wish @hogie was a butterfly so my ferret can eat him

 

[hogie]

Granted but I fly away before I am eaten.

I wish I was a butterfly

 

[LilMcBoodlebop]

Granted but you fly to your butterfly home and fall asleep and my ferret eats you

I wish @hogie was a butterfly so my ferret can eat him

 

[hogie]

granted but I fly out of your ferret unharmed

I was I was a butterfly

 

[LilMcBoodlebop]

Granted but you think you're unharmed when in reality you're in butterfly heaven cause you died in my ferrets stomach

I wish @hogie was still an alive butterfly so my ferret can eat him

 

[hogie]

granted but since I live, I fly away

I wish I was a butterfly