Corrupt a Wish

#21
Granted, but you only have control for 1 minute a day.

I wish I could live in California.
 

Foxe

Inscrutable
#24
Granted, but after I corrupt your wish, I give it a charming hat, a jar full of Nutella, and tickets to its nearest Disney park.

I wish I could summon food on command.
 
#25
Granted, but you only get your least favorite foods.


I wish I had season passes to Disneyland
 

Foxe

Inscrutable
#26
Granted, but the season passes only count for winter and you end up busy on the nice days and unable to even get to the park on bad weather days.

I wish I were ambidextrous.
 

mattt

Well-Known Member
#29
Your head gets scalped while you sleep so they put a bunch of stitches on your head in the form of a hat.

I wish I had a million dollars.
 

Foxe

Inscrutable
#31
Granted, but when you get halfway through the ride, it malfunctions and it takes rescue crews several hours (for some reason) to get you back on solid ground.

I wish I spoke another language.
 

Foxe

Inscrutable
#37
Granted, but you inherited it under very strict rules. Your billion dollars are to be kept in small bricks and used to build an orphanage.

I wish I had a magic genie.
 
#39
Granted, you get the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile


I wish I could be on a beach in San Diego
 
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