Corrupt a Wish

[aceastrofan]

Granted, the ability to grow your fingernails to your command

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

 

[MagicFireball]

Granted, your unlimited wishes all go away after the clock hits 12

I wish I could sit in a Limousine with a Kardashian.

 

[sparklers]

Granted, but they kick you out of it after an hour because you remind them of Willow Pape.

I wish I didn't have classes today.

 

[MagicFireball]

Granted, but the school board insists that every student must attend class 24/7 with no weekends off.

I wish I had a pet Monkey and a pet Parrot.

 

[Pharaohs]

Granted, but then your pet monkey eats your pet parrot, and then eats you.

I wish I could travel the world instantly

 

[RealSaltLakeFan]

Granted, but you have to make stops in Antarctica everytime.


I wish I was taller.

 

[MagicFireball]

Granted, you are taller than the green grass, but you are not as tall as any human beings.

I wish I could salsa dance.

 

[Pharaohs]

granted, but each time you salsa dance, you cry salsa.

i wish i could fly

 

[MagicFireball]

Granted, but once you're finished flying you will have permanent back pain and you will not be able to fly ever again.

I wish I could buy one thing for free in every store.

 

[JustDep]

Granted, but police don't believe that you got it for "free." You spend the rest of your life in prison.

I wish I had a burrito

 

[bobsbestgame]

Wish granted, but it's 90% sour cream 10% rice

I wish I could graduate college debt free

 

[RealSaltLakeFan]

Granted, you graduate from clown college debt free


I wish I could attend the University of Southern California.

 

[LadyGaga]

grnted, you visit it for a day trip

i wish yall would buy ARTPOP

 

[Pharaohs]

Granted, but when we play it, it's actually Lana Del Rey's UltraViolence

I wish I could go back in time and fix a problem.

 

[xCandieex]

Granted, but you can't get back.

I wish I could teleport anywhere at anytime.

 

[MagicFireball]

Granted, but it takes 1 million year to teleport to your desired location.

I wish I could meet Emma Watson.

 

[RealSaltLakeFan]

Granted, you get to meet a wax figure of Emma Watson.


I wish could go to the Moon.

 

[jafart]

granted, you go to the moon but when you get there you realize you have no oxygen and die

i wish i could meet lana del rey

 

[Pharaohs]

Granted, but instead you meet her doppelgänger that's trying to be her and she's extremely evil, ends up being a cannibal, kills you, and eats you.

I wish I had a fridge full of CocaCola

 

[jafart]

granted, but its all diet coke and it says share a coke with sharkiesha on each one

i wish i got into the disney college program