Corrupt a Wish

#62
Granted, you just did, but you didn't, but you did.


I wish I could eat some Tex-Mex
 

Foxe

Inscrutable
#63
Granted, but you are eating said Tex-Mex while on the run from genetically modified, heat-seeking, bipedal cacti.

I wish the campus bookstore would offer me more cash for last semester's books :cry:
 

Kinglaser

Well-Known Member
#64
Granted. Monopoly money.

I wish I could go to Key West right bow to see my best friend.
 

MagicFireball

Juice, or Mineral Water?
#65
Granted. Turns out your best friend has recently moved to another country.

I wish I could have ice powers.
 
#66
Granted, you can now make ice cubes for drinks


I wish I was given a tax-free $1,000,000,000
 
#67
Granted. Then you get robbed at gun point while walking out with your winnings.

I wish I could meet Jesus without having to die to do so.
 
#69
Granted. You meet someone named Jesús.

I wish I had the super ability to grow my fingernails to my command.
I WAS SERIOUSLY WONDERING HOW SOMEONE QOULD CORRUPT THAT KUDOS TO YOU SIR

Granted, but everytime you use this power you yourself get progressively shorter until you are the size of your nail.

I wish my cat would love me.
 

xCandieex

Love Is Infinite ღ
#71
Granted. But he flies away to Berk to live with Hiccup and Toothless and never returns.

I wish I could have a penguin for a pet.
 
#73
Granted, but you also stay the same age forever, forcing you to always move from one place to another, and not being able to form a bond with anyone you meet for very long.

I wish I could break in my new soccer cleats faster.
 

Huai

Magic Maker
#74
Granted. You "Break" them in.... by "Breaking" a foot.

I wish for the ability to Teleport to any location I can think of!
 
#75
Granted, but you can only do it once a year and you're forced to stop in Somalia on the way there.

I wish Real Salt Lake will win tonight
 
#76
Granted. Last win of the season.

I wish I win all my other soccer games.
 

MagicFireball

Juice, or Mineral Water?
#77
Granted, but you will never win at anything else besides soccer.

I wish I could ride a giant turtle.
 
#80
Granted, but you lose internet connection forever and move far away from any parks.


I wish Robbie Findley would score a hat trick later.
 
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