How do you like to eat your French Fries?

How do you like to eat your French Fries?

  • Umm, well, you stick them in your mouth and then bite down.

    Votes: 35 41.2%
  • You squirt ketchup ALL over them and then shove them all in your mouth at once

    Votes: 10 11.8%
  • You get a fork, picking up a single french fry,and you wrap your lips around the fork and fry

    Votes: 4 4.7%
  • You just bend down onto your plate and lick up all the French Fries

    Votes: 3 3.5%
  • You put them in your milkshake.. Isn't that the bestest way to do it?

    Votes: 17 20.0%
  • You cut each fry into small baby bites and then suck them up through a straw

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • You just walk away. Eating one fry equals eating all of the fries

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • You ask Hopper to eat them for you. ;)

    Votes: 8 9.4%
  • Other...

    Votes: 6 7.1%

  • Total voters


Well-Known Member
I mix mayo and ketchup and dip 'em in there because holy mother that's good
I don't care if you stare
Also BIG CHUNKY FRIES with Parmesan and aioli... my word


black lives matter
Lemme dip that into some honey mustard. I never really liked regular mustard, but when I discovered honey mustard, there really is no need for Ketchup


sleepy lil baby
I throw all my fries on the ground then after pouring an entire bag of salt onto them, I jump onto the pile and start using both my arms to scoop them all into my mouth. This happens every Friday night honestly.
Buffalo Chicken Fries: Cheese, Chicken, Buffalo Hot Sauce
Rosemary Fries: Rosemary and Parmesan Cheese
Dipping Sauces Favorites: Ranch Dressing, Ketchup, Honey Mustard, Blue Cheese, Frosties from Wendy's, Malt Vinegar if you like that sort of thing

but yeah I just dip and eat. no time for forks.
Does anybody else like sweet potato fries? Those are my actual life.

I add extra salt to my fries and dip them in either ketchup or honey mustard, it depends where I am/whats offered!


I like mine with BBQ sauce - especially if from McDonalds. Waffle fries are by far my favorite though.


Well-Known Member
i eat mine with home made ranch


Wanna-Be Well-Known Player
If I am at Mcdonald's having nuggets: Honey
If I am at Mcdonald's having burger: Ketchup
If I am at Chik Fil A: Ketchup
If I am at Wendy's: Ketchup
If I am at Bojangles: Honey Mustard
If I am at home: Anything goes
If I am at Jack in the Box: I'm not. Ya nasty!

I'm not the type to grab multiple fries and dip, that's weird. Instead I stuff my face like a chipmunk and chew about 9 or 10 at the same time and swallow, it's much more efficient if you have good hand-eye coordination.