How do you like to eat your French Fries?

How do you like to eat your French Fries?

  • Umm, well, you stick them in your mouth and then bite down.

    Votes: 35 41.2%
  • You squirt ketchup ALL over them and then shove them all in your mouth at once

    Votes: 10 11.8%
  • You get a fork, picking up a single french fry,and you wrap your lips around the fork and fry

    Votes: 4 4.7%
  • You just bend down onto your plate and lick up all the French Fries

    Votes: 3 3.5%
  • You put them in your milkshake.. Isn't that the bestest way to do it?

    Votes: 17 20.0%
  • You cut each fry into small baby bites and then suck them up through a straw

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • You just walk away. Eating one fry equals eating all of the fries

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • You ask Hopper to eat them for you. ;)

    Votes: 8 9.4%
  • Other...

    Votes: 6 7.1%

  • Total voters


way too fast


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the best way 2 eat fries is to wait for them to get soggy nd floppy - and somewhat cold- (bc who likes hot, fresh fries e_e) and then dip them in perrinaise (a mix of nando's perri perri sauce + mayonnaise) it's hella good


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Are you sure these aren't chips? ;)

I like mine with ketchup normally, but there's this really good cafe near me that makes amazing ones with a garlic aioli dipping sauce. I'll combine the ketchup with that or just eat it straight!
It depends on what type of fries. If they're the thick cut, Ketchup. If they're shoestring or thinner in general, I eat them plain. If they're from a certain restaurant close to home they must be drenched in cheese. If they're from Wendy's, a frosty is required.