Jokes while vmk is down

Discussion in 'Just for Fun' started by _Honey_, Oct 26, 2018.

  1. _Honey_

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    Share your best jokes here :juggle::whee::seesaw::tp::fly::adventure::nyan::cheer:
     
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    Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone?
    Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with.

    Q: What song do vampires hate?
    “You Are My Sunshine”

    Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
    Booberries.
     
  3. thatcookiewasgood

    thatcookiewasgood Well-Known Member

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    bump bc vmk is down again
     
  4. Stand_Out

    Stand_Out Official Disnerd

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    Why was Dumbo so sad?
    He felt irrElephant

    Wanna hear a joke about construction?
    Im still working on it..

    Why couldn’t the bike stand on its own?
    It was two tired.
     
  5. _Honey_

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    Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?
    Because there is a sign that says, “Never Neverland.”


    What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?
    Someday my prints will come…


    Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
    Because she always ran away from the ball.



     
  6. IAmTheWalrus

    IAmTheWalrus Well-Known Member

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    Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue on pizza?
    He ate it before it was cool.

    Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything.

    The past, present, and future walked into a bar... It was tense.
     
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    Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
    Because she will Let it go.

    Q: Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet?
    'Cause they got lost at C.

    Q: What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend?
    Hunny!
     
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    Q: What did Pooh Bear say when Rabbit offered him some more honey?
    “No, thank you. I’m stuffed.”

    Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
    A Toy-Yoda.

     
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    Did you hear the one about the turtle that crossed the road? lol
     
  10. _Honey_

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    How could I ever forget this classic

    Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk
     
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    anyone else having issue getting into game right now??
     
  12. mermaidjewels

    mermaidjewels Well-Known Member

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    I am, I thought I was the only one at the moment.
     
  13. DisneyDreaming

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    I think it has been down for everyone for over an hour now :(
     
  14. Cyan_LilPrincess

    Cyan_LilPrincess Maybe we're just sleepwalking...

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    Do we have an ETA for when it will be up again?

    Funny joke below, courtesy of a bot in a Discord server

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick.
     
  15. JennyKaye

    JennyKaye Well-Known Member

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    Aww man :( this is my only free time I’ve had all day to go on today!Hope it gets fixed soon


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
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    mermaidjewels Well-Known Member

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    a riddle I was told yesterday:

    mom and dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. how many people are in the family?
    seven
     
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    Does anyone know how long the game will be down??
    It has been quite a while now. :um:
     
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    ThunderX The regula shmegula

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    why did mickey go into outerspace?
     
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    I know this is torture! I've been looking forward to getting on all day
     
  20. Jay.

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    Me, I am the joke.
     
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