Ruin my wish game!

Most of you remember this from the last forums, But I play it a bit differently.
Instead of just saying a sentence to ruin somebodies wish you first have to say "Granted.. But"
Here's an example

Bobby: I wish I had a doritos locos taco from tacobell
Shaniqua Deandre johnson brown: Granted but dat finna be bad desision on dat toilet doe! #yolodoe, I wish I had new weave dis one musty

Okay! So I'll start. I wish I had culvers right now!​


Get high through the lows
Granted but das gon give you some serious gas reaching about a mile for errrbody to smell and pinch their nose doe

I wish I could play MMK right now!