The Hat That Got Away

#1
In the style of Katy Perry...

It was April Fool's Day when we first met
I spotted you pop up in the Town Square
And when I walked up to you
You vanished in thin air

I searched and searched and waited
For you to come back
I needly you so badly
Stitch and Minnie hat
Imagine my surprise when
I got another chance

In another life
You'd be a real hat
Not just some dumb furniture
And I'd be rich, like that

In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the hat that got away
The hat that got away

Another trick appeared, a jester hat
I wasn't falling for it, but clicked for a laugh
Imagine my surprise when
It let me wear this one (whoa)

Someone told me there was a gator hat too
I saw one show up in the Elephant Bathing Pool
It's time to face the music
These "hats" were meant to fool

But in another life
You'd really be Stitch
Not just some dumb ornament
And then I'd be so rich

In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the hat that got away
The hat that got away

The ha-a-a-at....
The hat that got away

All this furni can't buy me a barrel seat (noooo)
Can't trade them for even just one green key (noooo)
I should've told Amy what this meant to me (whoa)
'Cause now I'll waste my time

In another life
I would make you real
I'd wear you on my head
Then trade you for a better deal

In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the hat that got away
The hat that got away
The ha-a-a-at...

In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the hat that got away
The hat that got away
 

Dempsey

who want lasanga?!
#8
this is perfect, oh my gosh.
also slightly depressing.
 

Blackstock

don't you fret, my dear
#12
Most beautiful song I've ever heard. It should win every Grammy and award there is. Sil, congrats, you are now the next big thing in pop music.
 
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