If you're a real KFC appreciator, you spy the logo and instantly drag your friends/family/dog inside and order a KFC bargain bucket; no questions asked. There's a McDonalds next door, but it's not good enough: it never was. It didn't satisfy your cravings of finger-licking goodness like some fried chicken can. You open that bucket up and your mouth waters as you rip the gravy's lid off, shove that chicken into that styrofoam container and you cry tears of joy as you take a bite of heaven. Subway? More like No-way, am I right? (I am, there is no argument). Our room is simply known as 'KFC' because it is the one and only KFC worth investing your time into, which has beautiful Disney decor and a wonderful scenic view of the Animal Kingdom and most importantly a gargantuan of chicken. KFC enthusiasts will be right at home.
CHEF Sancho Marco M?ndez is our esteemed, fully trained chicken cooker. He is highly professional, serving Obama, the Queen of England and Jennifer Lawrence who has since then became our prime sponsor and co-director.
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So you want to apply for membership in The Official KFC Appreciation Elite?
All you need to do to apply is to write a short statement expressing your love for KFC. Preferably, I, including the members of the board and Chef Sancho wish to be brought to tears of understanding, but anything that says 'KFC is life' is acceptable. Apply here in the thread, or simply PM me your statement and I will read through and see if you are truly worthy of the KFC Elite.
Good luck,
- Co-owner of MyVMK's best KFC restaurant
