The Vending Machine


Ambassador of Hope
It exists just outside the MyVMK gates...that's right folks, The Vending Machine. Yet this is not your typical, $4 water bottle, dollar-bill-rejecting vending machine. No, this is THE Vending Machine. Put whatever you like in, and what comes out? Well, The Vending Machine will decide!


Post 1: I put in a penny.
Post 2: You get Abraham Lincoln flossing. I put in Peter Pan.
Post 3: His shadow zooms past you as it flies away! I put in a taco.

Ready to test the wisdom of the mighty Vending Machine?

I put in a pizza.
A million orange canary diamonds spill out of the machine.

I put in Marshmallows.


Ambassador of Hope
Maui jumps out of the machine and performs "You're Welcome!" before jumping back in.

I put in my VMK avatar.