BAD JOKES

D.Va

D.Va

Literal Princess
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#4
Chemical said:
This one is so bad that it's good...

Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot producing many callouses. He also ate very little making him frail, and he had an odd diet leading to bad breath. This made him...

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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WE HAVE A WINNER[DOUBLEPOST=1401231761][/DOUBLEPOST]what did one cell say to his sister cell who stepped on his toe?

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MITOSIS
 
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Valkyrie

Valkyrie

Not so Active Member
#5
#5
Did you hear about the Italian Chef who died?




he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato
 
QueenB

QueenB

Well-Known Member
#8
#8
what do you call a sleepwalking nun?
a roamin' catholic

how do you find will smith in a snow storm?
you look for fresh prints

why are frogs always so happy?
they eat what bugs them.

why do melons have really big weddings?
because they cantaloupe.

hahaha. I love bad jokes so much.
 
†_Beast_†

†_Beast_†

l'antico vampiro
#9
#9
I heard this dude say this one once ~

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Here's some more corny but funny ones I've heard:

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.


haha...geez



 
Valkyrie

Valkyrie

Not so Active Member
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#11
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?



You're too young to smoke!
 
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