Form a Sentence

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Okay I hope some of you guys have heard of this game. One person posts a word and then the next person posts the next word. Let's see how long our sentence will last.

ps don't be that guy who finishes it after the first few words.

The sentence so far: The man walks backwards to his Christmas tree and puts some bombs under ground for smelting every cat and dog, however this man went to his car and murdered his chinchilla before the cheese rolled away under the sparkly light bulb that broke and shattered but everyone laughed and sang some lullabies with words and then Beyonce ate some crackers but I don't know

Okay I'll start,

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