Okay..who wants to marry me?

[Oreo]

So like, with everybody else getting married on myVMK I figured I should probably get hitched as well. So, who wants to marry me? Taking applications now. I HAVE OREOS.

 

[Jinx]

Aww Star I wish I would of known that I never would of married Yurgle.. ( only in it for the credits )
..are they double stuffed? o:

 

[Jason]

I won't marry you, but I will take you up on the oreos.

 

[Fairy]

will get hitched 4 rare

 

[Oreo]

will get hitched 4 rare

no. I hate fairies. *squirts with bug spray*

I won't marry you, but I will take you up on the oreos.

Ok. *sprinkles oreos on Jason* :')

Aww Star I wish I would of known that I never would of married Yurgle.. ( only in it for the credits )
..are they double stuffed? o:

I love you Jinx. *passes box of double stuffed oreos*

 

[karkat]

whats the dowry

 

[Poptart]

do u have a dowry

WOW KARKAT BEAT ME NVM

 

[Oreo]

whats the dowry

do u have a dowry

WOW KARKAT BEAT ME NVM

oreos.

 

[Question]

hi bby I'm single and ready to mingle

jk go away

 

[Oreo]

hi bby I'm single and ready to mingle

jk go away

r00d. *sprinkles oreos in your eyes*

 

[Question]

r00d. *sprinkles oreos in your eyes*

you can't harm the prophet of aunt jemima

 

[Oreo]

you can't harm the prophet of aunt jemima

don't tell me what i can't do you're not my mom :') XO.

 

[Stefa]

I volunteer as tribute

 

[Oreo]

I volunteer as tribute

Um..this isn't the Hunger Games..this is a good thing. I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU.

 

[SnowyJingleBells]

hi.

Spoiler

 

[Stefa]

Um..this isn't the Hunger Games..this is a good thing. I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU.

So... is that a no...??

 

[Oreo]

So... is that a no...??

It's a maybe.

hi.

Spoiler

OMG YOU'VE STOLEN MY HEART!!!

 

[Flower]

what the heckie what about nivans what happened

 

[Oreo]

what the heckie what about nivans what happened

I dunno..he left me :/

Spoiler

 

[Flower]

I dunno..he left me :/

Spoiler

I will find him. And when I do, he won't like it.