Corrupt a Wish

[ComicBookKing]

Granted but its lukewarm and not sweet at all.

I wish that it was the end of the school year and i was graduated already

 

[Bindingkey]

Granted but you are chosen to deliver a speech at the ceremony and you don't do so hot.

I wish Christmas was tomorrow so I can get more giftcards.

 

[LilMcBoodlebop]

granted but all the gift cards are for stores you dont like

I wish i could not feel like bleh everyday

 

[ComicBookKing]

Granted. But now everyone else feels like bleh everyday

I wish I always had 20 dollars in my bank account no matter what

 

[PAL_Kolya]

Granted. But now everyone else feels like bleh everyday

I wish I always had 20 dollars in my bank account no matter what

Granted.

Your bank account is always frozen.

I wish every great idea I had, worked.

 

[ComicBookKing]

Granted, but the first one ends in your death....so you don't get to do any of the rest of them

I wish I had an Iron Man suit

 

[Kasey]

granted, but you get so hot and sweaty inside that it short circuits while ur in there.
i wish senpai would notice me~

 

[Bindingkey]

Granted but it's not your senpai ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish Disney Infinity would release the Disney Originals figures tomorrow.

 

[LazyBunz]

Granted but they are all turnt into feet.

I wish I had pink hair.

 

[Oreo]

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunate, the hair dye killed your hair and it all fell out.

I wish I was a goat.

 

[Bindingkey]

Granted but then you ate the wrong kind of trash and you die.

I wish Parks and Recreation wasn't ending.

 

[MagicIshaan]

Granted but the show goes on forever and everyone gets sick of it

I wish I had Disneyland tickets

 

[Bindingkey]

Granted. The A-E tickets that aren't even in use anymore.

I wish I could have an annual pass to WDW.

 

[LazyBunz]

Granted, but they are made of poop

I wish I had a mansion.

 

[pirateguitarchick]

you did, but you burned it down...

I wish I had a PS4...

 

[LazyBunz]

Granted, but it glitches every 5 seconds on video games.

I wish I had a monster truck.

 

[OswaldLucky]

Granted, a truck painted like a monster.

I wish I had a talking snowman as a friend!

 

[LilMcBoodlebop]

I wish I had a talking snowman as a friend!

Granted but it turns out to be one of the evil snowmen from doctor who and it kills you... oops

I wish school wasn't boring

Spoiler

Granted. But now everyone else feels like bleh everyday

PS i wouldnt mind that ^ so you didnt rly corrupt my wish... GG

 

[OswaldLucky]

Granted, but it starts not being boring when you are about to graduate!

I wish I had a not evil talking snowman as a friend!

 

[ComicBookKing]

Granted. But then a heat wave comes and melts him.

I wish I had the suit I've had my eyes on for awhile