Corrupt a Wish

[Bindingkey]

Granted. It's been poisoned.

I wish I could have knowledge of every secret in the entire world.

 

[JudeThedude]

Granted but be wise with this power dude!!

I wish for everyone to love my on myvmk!

 

[Bindingkey]

Granted, but be careful love can be... TOO strong sometimes.

I wish Big Hero 6 was already out

 

[JudeThedude]

Granted, it will be released tomorrow, and will only be access through watching it online!

I wish you would check out Starlina signature shop!

 

[Bindingkey]

Granted, but all I saw was scratched etchings that said "SAVE US FROM THE BLACKNESS".

I wish everyone's wishes weren't so weird.

 

[ComicBookKing]

Granted. But everything said here actually happens making the world strange

I wish I had a time machine

 

[JudeThedude]

granted time machine however use it wisely!

I wish I had my ex girl friend Star back again.. or possibly a new girl friend!

 

[Bindingkey]

Both those wishes cancel out and instead you get an androgynous boyfriend.

I wish that wish was just one wish and didn't give me anxiety from picking which one to corrupt.

 

[JudeThedude]

Sorry brawh your wish has been canned, and been replaced with mr coconut!

I wish for all to love Mr Coconut! [DOUBLEPOST=1411393433][/DOUBLEPOST]

Both those wishes cancel out and instead you get an androgynous boyfriend.

I wish that wish was just one wish and didn't give me anxiety from picking which one to corrupt.

Also dude the last time I had anywhere near a boyfriend was when I kissed Jonesy... WAIT ARE YOU JONESY!

 

[Bindingkey]

Granted, but Mr. Coconut is murdered in a crime of passion because his lover felt as though he was seeing other people. It was tragic.

I wish Pineapples weren't so spiky

Also dude the last time I had anywhere near a boyfriend was when I kissed Jonesy... WAIT ARE YOU JONESY!

no? o_O

 

[ComicBookKing]

Granted. But now all pineapples are poisonous

I wish I knew how to be a teppan chef

 

[Bindingkey]

Granted. But someone tampered with the food you serve and it ends up killing the entire dinner party and you're put in jail for a crime you didn't commit.

I wish I could be a star.

 

[ComicBookKing]

Granted. You are now a burning ball of gas (which is really only funny if you weren't being literal)

I wish I had the drum set of my dreams

 

[OswaldLucky]

Granted, but you bang those drums so hard, you break them!

I wish I had unlimited supply of credits!

 

[MickeyJ]

Granted but you can only spend it on Genie pins

I wish Star Trek was real

 

[Bindingkey]

Granted. You are now in the middle of a Starfleet ship being destroyed by a Klingon war vessel.

I wish the wish after me was incorruptible.

 

[ComicBookKing]

Granted. But the next wish is that you get banned from MyVMK.

I wish the guy above me gets banned from MyVMK

 

[Bindingkey]

I wish ComicBookKing walks on a world of Legos for the rest of his life.

 

[LilMcBoodlebop]

granted but he has thick soled shoes so it doest hurt... GG

I wish that ppl DON'T go follow my ferrets insta http://instagram.com/ferretfrens

 

[LazyBunz]

Granted, but your ferrets insta gets hacked.
I wish I had hot cocoa right now.