first i journey way out to music mountain located deep within the himalayas where perched on top of the mountain, and only reached by an arduous upwards climb, is a buddhist monastery populated by monks who specialize in music distribution. First i must train among the monks and be accepted, a process that can take upwards of ten years. Upon joining the order I will approach the leader of these monks, and now my own leader, and make my single request, the only request I can ever ask of this leader. I ask for the gift of music. The monk leader will grant my request if I have trained hard enough and shown great prowess among the monks. He hands me a single record. He says "This LP is great, Shannon and The Clams is mad groovy". I then must leave the mountain, and leave all my new friends, and begin the journey to record player island. One day I will make it. One day I will listen to this album.