I decided to take a trip to the Matterhorn room located in "FANTASYLAND®". For reference and general knowledge, the Matterhorn (derived from German) is a mountain of the Alps somewhere between Switzerland and Italy. Now I doubt that this room is a real depiction of the mountain. It is highly implying that the actual mountain has some sort of cave, which I am very skeptical about.. but that's a different topic I'll get into in the future.
Today I want to talk about the virtual Matterhorn. Now I don't care that this is based on a real "attraction" in Disneytown. Keep that in mind. How would we, as short, undeveloped children characters, be able to get to such a seemingly dangerous (not to mention, f r e e z i n g) location? I've brought in the word "f r e e z i n g" into this essay for a reason. The reason?
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I think the Yeti is out to get me.
Let me explain.
The Yeti in this game is strangely seen as a very friendly, nice creature. I don't buy it though. His appearance alone is terrifying as it is. I'll go more in depth about my concerns after this picture:
Some things I'd like to point out from this picture:
P.S. There were some complications in the past. @Gallifreyan had mentioned to me that I cant post this here because its a "public room" not a guest room. I don't care, Gallifreyan. Where else would I post it?
Today I want to talk about the virtual Matterhorn. Now I don't care that this is based on a real "attraction" in Disneytown. Keep that in mind. How would we, as short, undeveloped children characters, be able to get to such a seemingly dangerous (not to mention, f r e e z i n g) location? I've brought in the word "f r e e z i n g" into this essay for a reason. The reason?
...
I think the Yeti is out to get me.
Let me explain.
The Yeti in this game is strangely seen as a very friendly, nice creature. I don't buy it though. His appearance alone is terrifying as it is. I'll go more in depth about my concerns after this picture:
Some things I'd like to point out from this picture:
- The snowball in the air by the Yeti's feet; He obviously aimed it at me.
- The sharp stalactites that could impale though anyone's skull.
- Certain areas on the ground are glossy. This suggests that it is ice. Luckily for me I am a figure skater so the Yeti's plans to kill me by causing me to slip and fall on my head are rendered useless with my skating skills.
- The inexplicable green glow coming from the archway leading to the Yeti
- What it seems to be a frozen waterfall on the left. If someone were to find themselves on the top of that waterfall... kiss your credits and friends goodbye.
- His chat to me. Any other person would think of it as a friendly message. I think he's deliberately trying to make the temperature colder and colder until I die of hypothermia. I'm already turning blue. Plus... this location has AIR CONDITIONING?!
- The child being held captive on that contraption
- Lastly, my great outfit
P.S. There were some complications in the past. @Gallifreyan had mentioned to me that I cant post this here because its a "public room" not a guest room. I don't care, Gallifreyan. Where else would I post it?
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