Nunu, oh sweet Nunu, Your bright pink freckled nose warns me of your allergies I could only wish they were fallacies I wouldn't know how you would normally manage these, I cure you with Children's Benadryl But not as much as heaven will. Nunu, my sweet Banunu, You're orange like a bright sunset sky. You sure are a cool guy But sometimes you're not so cool, When my Lululemon pants are covered in your drool. Nunu, my annoying Nunu, I hate you most of the time, but I wouldn't trade you for a dime. Your food contains enzymes Which makes it sublime... Nunu, my giant Nunu, You are as long as the Eiffel Tower Scent as sweet as a flower A slim speckled belly Turns my heart into jelly You are as dumb as rocks Like some of the messages in my inbox I Love You My Nunu And your little rendezvous You are not the most well-behaved cat, But you deserve the loveliest straw hat.