Bonjour!
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell down from space, cause you're an Angel! I am here to sell you something some say is 'out of this world,' The Angel Hat!
Do you ever go around the kingdom and think: "wow look at all these people with rare hats I wish I could afford!"? Well today you are in luck! If you buy this angel hat from me you will not just look cute and rich but you will be looking cute and rich for a very low price! I am letting go one my my favorite hats for you to enjoy.
How much you say? '624k?' nope. '500k?' nope. '400k?' nope! I'm here to start the bid at an affordable 275k! Some say that is a steal, but I say its my gift to you!
I hope you you don't look at this as just another post but an opportunity to be able to afford and own not just mine but other peoples most prized possession! I will end this auction this Sunday, so hurry and bid!
Au Revoir!
