Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer

[Oreo]

Because they hate eachother. Obviousy.

If I didn't do it then how did I get it done if I didn't do it?

 

[Kirito]

because oreos did it

wat is an grammer

 

[Cat]

the off brand of some lame graham crackers

Why do people breathe

 

[Goddess]

the off brand of some lame graham crackers

Why do people breathe

Because their gills don't work on land.

Who said crepe?

 

[everfae]

Ben said it to Jerry

How do magnets work?

 

[Oreo]

They don't.

How do you throw shade? Shade is not throwable. I tried it. Nice try.

 

[laurathelostgirl]

You're right, you don't throw it. You eat it.

Why do cough drops taste so yummy?

 

[Cat]

Trick question: they don't

Why do chickens cross roads?

 

[Oreo]

Because they're can. It's a free country.

That one mole is really itchy and now it's getting wet. What should I do? Asking for a friend.

 

[Klamath]

Do the hokey-pokey!

What happened to leopard print cardigans?

 

[Oreo]

I ate them.

How long is it supposed to bleed for? Askin for a friend.

 

[Best_Blonde]

Over 9000.

Have you seen my cat?

 

[Hipstahh]

It's dead.


What rhymes with potato

 

[Best_Blonde]

Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running?

 

[Hipstahh]

No it's doing push ups

Why do poptarts pop

 

[MagicFireball]

Because of a wizard

Why are clouds white?

 

[laurathelostgirl]

Because the angels ran out of food coloring.

Do you believe in fairies?

 

[Acey]

Justin Bieber exists

Does taking a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

 

[Klamath]

Yes, because they're getting a sun tan.

Whose cookies are those?

 

[Stefa]

Obviously the president's.

What color is the dirt?