Now that old items are being re-released, I see it fit that people shouldn't lose all their hard earned money. Here at II (Item Insurance) we do our best to insure that if one of your rare items drops in value that we will refund you the amount the price drops.
EX: Stitch hat is re-released and drops to a value of 20 gc. We then pay you 90 gcs.
Now here is the cost: You pay us 1/12 of the value of the item you wish to insure every month.
Insure that your items are safe with this fake insurance company!
WARNING: This is not real in anyway, but just a joke, so please dont get mad, get glad.
EX: Stitch hat is re-released and drops to a value of 20 gc. We then pay you 90 gcs.
Now here is the cost: You pay us 1/12 of the value of the item you wish to insure every month.
Insure that your items are safe with this fake insurance company!
WARNING: This is not real in anyway, but just a joke, so please dont get mad, get glad.