KILL THE ANT!

[Desertfreak]

Okay this game is very simple. Come up with a way to kill this poor ant. So for instance I say...

The ant dies because someone steps on him.

Then your turn. You come up with a way the ant survives, but then you also say another way he dies. Another example...

(Player #1)
The ant dies because someone steps on him

(Player #2)
But the ant crawled away before he could get squashed. But then the ant started to drown in a pool.


Get it? I'll start.

The ant dies because he falls off a cliff.

 

[Dhalion]

But the ant lives because on his way down, he gets caught in a branch of a dead tree.

 

[Desertfreak]

So he chews the leg that got caught off and lands safely down as he was only a foot away. But then he gets captured and dissected by a scienest.

 

[Catastrophe]

So then it turns out the scientist (i hope this is what you meant tbh) injected him with super strength so the Ant escapes the dissection. But suddenly he looks up and sees a falling cool ranch Dorito.

 

[MagicFireball]

The ant open it's wide mouth and swallowed a whole Dorito. But the ant suddenly choked on it.

 

[Klamath]

The Dorito suddenly disintegrated and the ant was able to ingest it with ease. However, he found himself swept away by the wind onto a very busy highway and was in the path of a giant semi...

 

[MagicFireball]

A falcon suddenly saved the small ant from being hit by any of the vehicles. But the falcon seems to be hungry and suddenly swallowed the ant.

 

[Desertfreak]

But the falcon regurgitated and the ant escaped. But he fell off the nest the bird landed on.

 

[BuddyByte]

The ant lands on a human passing under the tree. However, the human spots it and raises his hand to swat it.

 

[OswaldLucky]

The human swats the ant into a big fluffy marshmallow, but the marshmallow is thrown into a pot to melt!

 

[Oreo]

The marshmallow with the ant on it is thrown into a pot to melt, but someone forgot to turn the stove on. While in the pot, the ant finds oreos and OD'D.

 

[Desertfreak]

The ant goes to the edge of the pot and climbs up, but then as the stone turns on the Ant falls to his potential doom above a stove fire.

 

[OswaldLucky]

Someone turned the stove fire off just in time! So the ant climbs down the stove but somebody steps on him!

 

[OswaldLucky]

Someone turned the stove fire off just in time! So the ant climbs down the stove but somebody steps on him!

Oh no. It's been 24 hours... our ant isn't really dead this time, is he?

 

[premiumbar]

of course not! he's a little broken n beaten. he grabs a little ant crutch and hobbles to safety, out of the way of big feet.
but then....he gets swept up by a broom into a dust pan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Desertfreak]

But the person who sweeps him up is allergic to dust and sneezes the ant out of the pan. However the ant was high above the ground and is falling to his doom... AGAIN! (Dun Dun DUN!!!)

 

[premiumbar]

he falls, but then bounces on a trampoline, cuz duh, trampolines are everywhere!
but oh no. he got double bounced by a human and now he fell off the trampoline and broke his witto wegs. (little legs)