Time to restart! I'll edit this post with the winner once I've finished
manually counting all of this (I hope you guys realise that's what I have to do!). Check back on this post before today ends and you'll know the winner.
Edit: I'm in the 500's now. Taking a small break. The winner will be posted for sure before midnight EST. I'm also taking this as a lesson to update my records daily rather than once at the end of the month; I had no idea you guys were capable of this damage and was pleasantly surprised when I checked this morning.
Edit: As promised, here are the results. What an effort by Jessizoid, Greenie, and Velten; however, there is one clear winner:
I'm going to bed now.