Shrunken Ned was Shrunken Dead;
That is, until they found his head,
And Mickey used his magic, rife,
To bring old Ned's head back to life.
He couldn't walk, but they could see
Ned had a great propensity
For retail, commerce, even trading;
Buying, selling, and persuading.
Ned's head hangs from the roof of his store
Greeting all who walk in through the door.
But take Ned's story as a lesson
Or heads will surely roll for this one.