July 20th, 2014
Oh my, it's been 2 months since I last updated huh? Very sorry everyone! I got lost in the Injun Joe Caves searching for ANYTHING that could be used for the perfect ingredient but found nothing. All I did was get lost and there's no reception down there. But, now I'm back in the Frontierland Hub, safe and sound.
Frontierland was a bust, thanks to Betty Crocker. I couldn't get the 2 things from her shop because she has a personal vendetta against me. See look, she's standing outside of her shop while glaring at me, it's really freaking me out.
She managed to stay out of my business throughout those 2 months, but it just makes me wonder if she's planning something. Well, whatever. Off to the next land on my list: Fantasyland!
I decide to use this as an opportunity to work my arm muscles, so I can beat the pancakes out of Betty Crocker's face if she tries something shady. Up the vine I go to Fantasyland in the Sky.
Huff...puff...oh boy am I out of shape. I decided to not question why standing on a cloud is remotely possible because this world is weird enough, there will probably be even weirder things along the way. I decide to go into the mountain and I almost screamed.
He gave me such a fright, but he seems nice. He's also less hairier than Betty Crocker's pits.
Aunt Jemima: 1 Betty Crocker: 0. Hang on...is there someone standing behind the Yeti?
Oh dear.