Corrupt a wish!

[Cyber Toon]

Pretty self explanatory. This is an example:

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POST 1 (the poster before)

I wish for teleporting powers


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POST 2 (response)

Wish granted but you teleport into a volcano.

I wish for a pie.

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I will start it with a wish:

I wish to end world hunger!

 

[Allusion]

Wish granted but now the entire world is obese.



I wish for a set of new acrylics.

 

[Oreo]

Wish granted! However, you were so highly allergic to an ingredient in the paints that both of your eyes were so swollen from the paints, that they had to be removed. You will never draw again.

I wish to go to Disneyland!

 

[Allusion]

Wish granted! but you're plane flew to Sarah Palin's House on the way and she now gets to scrutinize your entire trip on how Disney is too happy, and how she can surely see her house from there


I wish for better glasses.

 

[Oreo]

Wish granted! However, your new glasses shatter in your eyes. You can probably imagine what happens next.

I wish my puppy was trained better. LOL.

 

[flamingbean]

he s train so good tht he becom able to talk nd tell all ur secrets to ur enimies

i wish i had lots of cash money

 

[Oreo]

he s train so good tht he becom able to talk nd tell all ur secrets to ur enimies

i wish i had lots of cash money

omg i'm honored to have you as a fairy godbean!!!!

You have cash money but all of it ended up being illegal and you get arrested and sent to green bean jail where you get beaten up by the other bigger green beans. You even get beaten up by the green bean prison owner, mr. broccoli, who turns you into a dead green bean.

I wish for all the annoying people to just..float away in the wind and be gone forever.

 

[flamingbean]

omg i'm honored to have you as a fairy godbean!!!!

You have cash money but all of it ended up being illegal and you get arrested and sent to green bean jail where you get beaten up by the other bigger green beans. You even get beaten up by the green bean prison owner, mr. broccoli, who turns you into a dead green bean.

I wish for all the annoying people to just..float away in the wind and be gone forever.

rip in pece to myself then xx

 

[Oreo]

rip in pece to myself then xx

but don't worry jesus green bean was like "o dang she a good green bean" so u get undead.

the end.

 

[Allusion]

omg i'm honored to have you as a fairy godbean!!!!

You have cash money but all of it ended up being illegal and you get arrested and sent to green bean jail where you get beaten up by the other bigger green beans. You even get beaten up by the green bean prison owner, mr. broccoli, who turns you into a dead green bean.

I wish for all the annoying people to just..float away in the wind and be gone forever.

wish granted.
but they eventually come back and then they have even worse tendencies,

i wish i could go to disney.

 

[Oreo]

Wish granted! But, when you arrive, some twit kid starts a fire and burns the whole park down. rip. mickey mouse.

I wish I was Beyonce.

 

[Whispered]

Sure. You just signed the name change papers. You're still waiting on the plastic surgeon to call you back about the million dollars worth of painful risky surgery needed to shape you as Beyonce.

I wish I could punch anyone without them knowing.

 

[Oreo]

Wish granted. But, you were caught by a security camera and sent to jail where you died of food poisoning :/

I wish I was Mickey Mouse.

 

[DGam'r]

You turn into an actual mouse instead

I wish I could fly

 

[Oreo]

You turn into an actual mouse instead

I wish I could fly

Wish granted. But..you fall in a pit of snakes. Sorry, bro.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[Valkyrie]

Wish granted, but you lost all your family and friends due to death and you live alone without anyone in your life.


I wish Niall Horan knew I existed.

 

[Whispered]

Wish granted, but he knows you exist because you accidentally ran over him in your car and he's suing you.

I wish this thread had less death in it.

 

[tinkmoni]

Wish granted but now there's torture

I wish I could walk on water

 

[Oreo]

You can, but a shark decides to eat you. Sorry bro.

I wish I was Kristoff from Frozen D:

 

[Lord Disick]

eyebrows grow. eyebrows lay eggs

My eyebrows grow and. eyebrows lay eggs on kristoff so no more exist lord wish for big dragon hair