Yeah, I know the requirements, and I fit them and I know a lot of people that fit those, as well. I know people that are on the server that have never been a tester before, and know nothing about bugging, and they don't report bugs, and they sent in a very short app. And if you think that's a "so unnecessary and rude" post, then you don't know what rude is.
PS. And if you're going to report something there is no point in quoting it.