Computer Science with a concentration in Security Assurance. So I mean, that's cool /not/
Dream job that would never happen in a million years? Comic book restoration and grading (through the C.G.C.)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha virtually impossible.
Next best thing? Majoring in the same exact thing like, 90% of college students major in (at least on Reddit), obviously, and hoping to maybe get involved in ethical hacking (lol never gonna happen).